Suck It Up

How come no one in vampire movies realize they are about to be eaten until its too late? I have a tendency to get myself involved in creepy situations, but when I am about to be eaten and killed, I think I would notice. And how come they don’t realize that they are bleeding everywhere until they look? There are very few things that feel like tearing flesh. Top of the list? Broken flesh. When it feels like someone bites you hard, and there is too much moisture to be saliva, chances are good that you are bleeding and you need to get the hell out of there. Or, alternately, injure them in some way and suck their blood right back. It's a whole big sucking thing that leaves you still not alive, but at least not really dead. I'm just saying, pay attention and don't let yourself be victimized. If you have to make them an unwilling sire, by all means do it. Or, you can go ahead and not hang out with vampires or really really pale guys with no pulse that are never seen in sunlight unless you have a death wish.*




*None of this applies if they sparkle in the sunlight, because you can totally take them. Trust me on this one.